MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they’re still wise enough to always put the MALE character on all the marketing and cover art to entice you into making the purchase, before they bait and switch you into playing as a lesbian shield maiden. They know if they put “Lesbian Shield Maiden’s Creed” on the box cover, no one would buy it.

I still had a blast playing Odyssey as Alexios in spite of their bullshit, and a lot of Valhalla too despite its issues, it’s just with every game it gets harder and harder to ignore it. And you shouldn’t have to be sitting there “putting up with” stuff, right? It should be an absolute blast to play from start to finish like the ezio games were, we play these games to escape the real world’s shittyness, not to be reminded of it at every turn. I wish they would go back to giving us what we want instead of what they want us to want.

MAGAnic316 18 points ago +18 / -0

It happened slowly with the assassins creed series. It started with killer Swordplay and deadly assassinations in awesome historical settings with a pretty compelling sci-fi modern day hook, and a shit ton of lore and mythology neatly encompassing all the best conspiracy theories ever discussed.

Then one day, for no reason at all, female pirates. Okay no big deal 🤷🏼‍♂️

Then one day a set of fraternal twins in Victorian England. She a shrewd, smart and deadly killer assassin; he a bumbling simpleton who never thinks things through (and is hinted at as being bisexual). Oh yes and a cross dressing woman pretending to be a man whom no one bats an eyelid at...in VICTORIAN ENGLAND.

Then Egyptians darker than the cast of captain Phillips and an inexplicable retcon of the entire series mythology so that it wasn’t Greyworm-lookalike who founded the brotherhood, but his fuckin wife. His wife founded the BROTHERHOOD 🤦🏼

Then it was a female Spartan mercenary (which were never a thing) screwing her way around Ancient Greece, and if you dared play as the male counterpart you’d be smugly reminded by reddit that the female is Muh cannon 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿

Then we all got pumped from 6 months of promo clips and trailers showing a bad ass Viking dude getting his face painted in blood and throat-blading Andre the giant’s big brother while an epic thunderstorm breaks out in the distance. The actual game arrives and nope, the main character is actually a chain smoking German chick who looks like Dolph Lungren mid-transition. She’s supposed to be the reincarnation of Odin, but somehow she’s the only Norse god who changed sex when the space magic machines mixed their DNA with Homo sapiens. Christians are bad, the game map is bloated to all hell, christians are bad, the modern day element is atrocious and christians are bad. And did I mention christians are bad?

The series is now about as close to the original assassins creed as it is to Mario kart

MAGAnic316 7 points ago +7 / -0

Coz we went from Wonder Woman to wondering if it IS a woman

MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

Empty and hollow. He's only doing it to save face, too little too late.

Fuck you dude, and fuck your cancel culture too.


MAGAnic316 3 points ago +4 / -1

Obviously been friendzoned by some blue-haired ham planet and is trying to virtue signal and alpha-pussy his way out.

MAGAnic316 5 points ago +5 / -0

Main stream media's obnoxious younger sister

MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

The critics do have a fair point though. Sucker Punch did an objectively lousy job at representing ancient Japan's vengeful lesbian and roided-out She-male demographic.

MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

.win: it's over, we have the high ground.

Reddit: you underestimate my power!!!

.win: don't try it...